Eyez on the amber lightz...

2004-11-20T04:11:00.001-08:00

dyah know tha movie "meet the parents"? haha... that's what exactly happened today...mah baby j met my family...at last... hahahaha... everything went well naman... they really liked her because she's really nice and pretty at the same time... and on top of that.... she's smart...

baby... i just hope you liked my family... kahit na ba puro bogchi... hehehe... ok ba?past time na namin yung kumain eh...hehehe...

2004-11-20T04:11:00.000-08:00

2004-11-15T18:01:00.000-08:00

oist mga dude!eto na naman ako at hindi nakapasok sa firtst subject ko... as usual late ako... bwahahhahahaha... imbecile kasi yung van eh... kung san san pa dumaan... paimportante kasi yung isang pasahero... badtrip... major pa naman yun... pero ok lang.. may next week pa naman eh... kaya eto ako ngayon na ERS... libre internet dito eh... malamang binayaran to ng magulang ko... hay nako ang buhay nga naman... nakakatamad... i'm sick and tired of being sick and tired... gets mo?

oist mga dude.... wala lang... pucha naman talaga eh... nayoyosi pa ako... argh... mamaya nalang after ko magpost... hehehe... wala lang...

oh my god... botday to me na pala sa friday... bwahaha... magpapapansin na ko sa inyong lahat... ang regalo ko mga dude!!! hehehe... cash nalang kung pwde... DIDA PWDE???? wag ng umapila... hehehe.. joke lang... isang malupit na bati eh ok na pero mas ok parin ang cash... :)

wala lang... pero parang hindi ko talaga feel na amgbotday kasi napaka imbecile ng buhay ko ngayong mga panahong to... ewan ko ba... kahit nga pasko parang wala lang eh ilang linggo nalang kaya yun... pero sana dumagsa ang cash... kaching kaching!!! anak ng tofu naman oh... badtip tong katabi ko dito... ubo ng ubo... baka may SARS to ah... hehehe... joke lang...

hehehehe... *sigh* i miss my baby so much... we rarely get to talk na kasi busy na... wala lang... nakakasad...

baby... wala lang... I MISS YOU SO MUCH... I LOVE YOU!!!

2004-11-15T03:43:00.000-08:00

FOUR DAYS TO GO BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!!

ANG REGALO KO DON'T FORGET!!!

YOUR GIFTS ARE GOOD BUT I NEED CASH!!!

BWAHAHAHA...

INGATZ KAYONG LAHAT!!!

FHUCK SHIET SA EARTH!!!

2004-11-13T23:34:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all constructed boats and left. Except for Love. Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment. When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."

2004-11-13T23:32:00.000-08:00
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all constructed boats and left. Except for Love. Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment. When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you." Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel. "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you, Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered. Sadness was close by so Love asked, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh . . . Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!" Happiness passed by Love, too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her. Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come, Love, I will take you." It was an elder. So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were going. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Realizing how much was owed the elder, Love asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who Helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?" Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how valuable Love is."

og k

2004-11-10T20:27:00.000-08:00
good day y'all!!! here's don keithizzle droppin by once again to give y'all an update on what's been goin on with mah life...

you guys know what? i'm one hell of a really really proud boyfriend... mah girl had a job interview in ASIAN DEVELOPMENT BANK last monday... she told me that it went well and she feels that she passed the interview. But on top of that, she had a job interview before in Shell Philippines, she passed the interview as well and she was offered a FIVE DIGIT SALARY, free gas and a free car... daym... so what can you say? isn't she great... and i think that ADB would give her a higher salary just to get her to work for them... daym, it's as if she's being chased by all these great companies...

i'm really proud of her... she's really smart, nice, and pretty... i really cannot ask for more...

actually, i'm being pressured... i know that i ain't that good... i can't even imagine myself being offered that kinda benefits... bwahaha... but it's all good... i'ma be doin mah best to somehow cope up with all the achievements of mah girl...

ei yo baby j! i'm really proud of you... i love you so much... mwuah!!!

2004-11-04T03:30:00.000-08:00
ei...wazzup y'all...hope y'all are doin good...

as for me... i dunno...for the past few days, i ain't doin' good...wala lang...oist...ish mah birthday next week...but you guyz know what?i just can't feel it comin.life isn't treatin me good lately...life sucks...don't you guyz feel that you wanna end it up coz nothing's goin the way you want it...i dunno,life isn't really fair...

ei guys,i'm not sure if i can throw a party for mah birthday but i think i can sponsor a drinking session, just name a place...aight?

i hate my friggin life...how i wish i could be somebody who's really nice and all...you know what i mean...the type of guy would never be a pain in the ass...i know that i'm not that good andi'm not that nice...i know that i'm the type of guy who pisses everyone...

jamie,i know that there are times that i didn't treat you good...i'm really sorry for all the wrong doings i did...for all the wrong things i've said...for all the acts that i did that hurt you without me knowing...sorry for those times that i'm so demanding...sorry if i ask more than you can give or do...i'm really really sorry...

jamie...i love you so much...i really do...

2004-10-26T01:51:00.000-07:00
Gangstah Prayah...

HeAvEnLy fAthA uP aBovE,
HeAr Me ToNiGhT I nEeD zO mUcH gUiDaNcE tO LivE mAh LIfE rItE SoMeTiMeS tHe PrEsSuRe Is ToO mUcH tO bEaR I oFtEn WoNdEr If AnYoNe CaReS HoW cAn I wAkE uP tO fAcE a NeW dAy? KnOwIn I hAvE tO lIvE mAh LIfE tHa CrAzY wAy HeAvEnLy FaThEr FoRgIvE aLl Ma SiNz I wAnT tO cHaNgE bUt WhErE dO I bEgIn? PLEaSe GoD bLeSs Ma FaMiLy WhOsE eYez sILEnTlY pLeAd fO mE nOt tO gO OuT aS tHeY aLl WaTcH mE LEaVe AnD gOd BLezZ mAh mOtHeR, wHo CrIeS eVeRy NiGhT WoRrYiN ThAt i'Ll Be kIlLeD yEt In AnOtHA gAnG fIgHt HeAvEnLy FaThEr HeAr Me ToNiGhT,GiVe Me Tha sTrEnGtH tO LIvE mA lIfE rItE PlEaSe ShOw Me ThE wAy LoRd,ShOw Me Tha lIgHt HeLp GiVe Ma HeArT pEaCe zo I dOn'T hAvE tO fIgHt ThAnK yOu FoR fOrGiVnEsS LOrD,AnD fOr StIL bEiN dE',bUt Mozt Of ALL ThAnK yAh fOe LiZTeNiN tO tHiZ sInNeR pRayAh.

2004-10-26T01:48:00.000-07:00
Gangstah Prayah numba one!

nOw i LaY mEhDoWn 2 sLeEp Pr0TeCKt mY gOd FroM tHoSe WhO CKrEep WiTh EviL PlOt`z n WiCKed sCKhEmE`z 2 sNaTsH mEh FrOm mAh ReStFuL DrEaM`z i KnO ThErE`Z BaD tHiNg`z iHaBb DoNe DaT`Z Y i M sLeEpiN Wit MaH gUn NiF i ShOuLd B StArTLeD FrOm MaH PeAsEfuL sLumBeR MaH gUn WiLl RoAr LyKe A BLaSt Of ThUnDeR GoT 2 FiGhT 2 LiVe jUs 1 Mo DaY So MaNy ThAnG`Z 2 Do,So MaNy WoRd`Z 2 SaY BuT iF iT`z mAh TyMe 2 Go N mAh LyFe 2 B tAkEn JuS LeAvE MeH N mAh DrEaM`z NeVa 2 B aWaKeNeD MaH WhoLe LyFe iZ a CKoNsTaNt StRuGgLe FrOm ThA CKradLe 2 ThA GrAvE GoT mEh ThInKiNg LyKe a CKriMiNaL SiCK oF B n TrEaTeD LyKe A sLaVe i MuSt BhAvE LyKeA SoLdiEr CKuAsE ThA WoRLd KeEp`s On GeTtiN CKoLdEr GoT mEh PeEpiN OuT tHa WiNdOw FoRgiVe MeH LoRd, i KnO i HaBb SiNnEd BuT uaLoNe kNo tHa pLaSe`S i HaBb BeEn tHa WoRd`s dAtiHeRd aNd tHaaCKtiOn`Z dAt i SaW MaDe MeH LeArN hOw 2 RuN B Fo i CKouLd cKraWL..

anniv!

2004-10-21T17:34:00.000-07:00
oist! basahin nyo to...

wala lang...hehehe...lam nyo ba?isang taon na kami ng baby ko?ok dba?wala lang...medyo malungkot lang kasi hindi kami magkasama sa first anniversary namin...tom pa kasi kami alis...malungkot din kasi, wala sya sa bahay nila...hindi ako sigurado kung makakatawag sya or what kasi birthday ng auntie nya...yung mommy ng cousin nya...hehhee...auntie nga eh...ano ka ba?

pinapasaya ko lang sarili ko...ang lungkot ko kasi eh...hindi ba bagay?anong paki mo kung malungkot ako?taga basa ka lang naman ah!wag kang magreklamo...ako ang bida dito...blog ko to eh...aangal ka pa ba?gusto mo bang makatikim ng sarsuela de kamo na sin listo el de gato sa gulpihan de con todo?

wala lang...i'm so broke...alang anda...only have 20 bucks in my pocket right now...and i hope mom would give me some cash tom...i mean...extra cash...argh...i hate sem breaks talaga...pati allowance nagsesembreak din...tatlong linggong ganito ang buhay ko...swerte na mabigyan ng lola or kung sino man ang may magandang loob na bigyan ako...isa akong musmos...bwahahha....malaking musmos...

isa pang badtrip...yung chikka ko sa pc sira...ewan ko kung bakit...taena...kawawang bata talaga ako...nagdadownload ako ng bago...mapapa "goddamnit" ka eh...hehehe...ok lang...parte ng buhay to eh...ano pa ba magagawa ko kundi magdownload ng panibago...

ikaw?ikaw na nagbabasa nito?masaya ka ba ngayon o malungkot?pag malungkot ka wala kang originality...gaya gaya!!!bwahahaha...eto lang masasabi ko sayo...magkape ka!!!

sa panahon ng kalungkutan...sa panahon ng paghihirap...pag feeling mo wala kang kwenta...magpakulo ka ng tubig at magtimpla ng kape...tumambay ka kung san mo man gusto at magsindi ka ng yosi...at sinasabi ko sayo...mawawala ang lumbay at pagaalalang nararamdaman mo...ok ba?totoo to...maniwala ka...ganyan ang ginagawa ko ngayon...bwahahaha...

para nga pala sa baby koh!!!baby jamie!!!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY...ingat ka lagi...kahit asungot ako minsan sa buhay mo...mahal na mahal kita...hehehe...sensya na sa mga tantrums ko...it's part of growing up...hehehe...mahal na mahal kita!!!

[sa lahat ng magkokoment eh magsadya lamang sa aking tag board at magiwan ng mensahe...ginagarantiyahan ko na ako'y magiiwan ng mensahe para sa inyo...]

[para sa mga donasyon,ok ang mga de lata, bigas, at noodles...pero sa panahon ngayon PERA ANG KELANGAN KO!!!BWAHAHHA...magkita nalang tayo itext mo ko kung saan...dagdagan mo kahit 50 bucks lang...hehehe...joke!]

BABOOSHKA!!!

2004-10-20T18:28:00.000-07:00
Speak like fella from tha ghetto!

Anger - verb, slang expression - to express displeasure at an event or occurance. The phrase 'anger' can stand on its own as a general expression of displeasure. SYN: cut USAGE: Failure to comply brings massive anger.
Ass Out - verb, adjective - to be poor, have no money. USAGE: Man I am ass out this month. I ain't got no kinda funds coming through here.
Assclown - verb, adjective - one who makes a complete fool of themselves or is just generally a moron. Closely related to asshat. ALT. SPELLING:ass clown. USAGE: Listen up assclown, you my friend are an untalented hack!
Asshat - verb, adjective - one who is a moron. Literally, one who thinks with their ass instead of their head. ALT. SPELLING: ass hat. USAGE: Don't go on a date with him, he's an asshat.
Autopush - verb, noun, adjective (autopushed) - a person, action, or thing that just gets an immense amount of favoritism, fair or otherwise. From an old wrestling term, stemming from 'push', meaning to get 'pushed' towards popularity or a title by the bookers. ANT: autoburial SYN: ballin-outta-control USAGE: The Rock gets massive autopush.
Autoburial - noun - the state of being given the antithesis of autopush; that is to receive no favoritism at all. ANT: autopush SYN: baller-blocking, hatred USAGE: My instructor was hating and gave the entire class massive autoburial on our midterm grades.

B's
Badonkadonk (butt) - adjective - a term used to describe buttocks of exceptional quality and bounce. USAGE: My girl needs to have a badonkadonk butt, fo' shizzle!
Baller-Blocking - verb, noun - to stand in the way of someone who is trying to succeed as at a given task. As in, to block his attempt at balling. SYN: hatred USAGE: Why you always got ta be baller blockin on me?
Baller Status - noun - the state or quality of excellence or of supreme quality; having no negative connotations. Stemming from 'that which is the status of being a baller'. ALT SPELLING: Baller $tatus ANT: cut SYN: krunk, buck USAGE: That concert was baller $tatus.
Balling - verb, transitive and intransitive - to succeed, do well, or otherwise make some gain or positive result. ALT FORMS: baller - one who balls, or is balling. ; ballerific - That which is of extremely high quality. SYN: floss, stunt, ballin-outta-control USAGE: Cheese is a necessary element to any balling effort.
Ballin-outta-control - verb, transitive - TO BALL, but to the higher or highest degree possible, extreme BALLING. SYN: floss, stunt USAGE: We be ballin-outta-control.
Be Easy - slang expression - to be calm. When used as "Be easy" as said to someone else, it means calm yourself down. USAGE: Come on Ka, be easy Ka, I will get it from my gramma in the mornin' Ka!
Beater - noun, verb - Something (usually a car) which can withstand a great deal of punishment and still function somewhat properly. USAGE: My car is the ultimate beater, it will never break down on my ass.
Bia-Bia - noun - 1. a rallying cry or call to arms, most often in a sports setting. 2. a bitch. Can and will be used in shorthand as 'bia'. SYN: ho USAGE: Stop acting like a bia and live a real life.
Big Tymer - noun - one who does things big. Being a big tymer is a state of mind, if you are a big tymer you do everything you do to the fullest. USAGE: Baby Williams and Mannie Fresh are the ultimate Big Tymers.
Blow Up - verb - 1. to become very angry and vent your anger upon another person or thing. ; 2. to become very popular in a short time. ; 3. to expand quickly. USAGE: Wow 50 Cent has blown the f'up!
Bomb, The - adjective - something which is hype, tight, or cool. USAGE: The new Killer Mike CD is the bomb son!
Boo - noun - One's friend, sweetheart, boyfriend or girlfriend. ALT NAME: Shorty USAGE: My boo be real.
Booey - adjective - something which is bad, lacking in effort, or just generally displeasing. USAGE: Man, that game is booey! I want my 50 bucks back!
Booty-cheddar - noun - that which is nonsense, bullshit, lies. USAGE: Stop spittin' that booty-cheddar and be real with me son!
Bounce - verb - to leave, to depart. SYN: rollout USAGE: I've been known to bounce unexpectedly.
Brick - verb - cold. USAGE: It's made brick outside. (submitted by CoOliZmE17)
Buck - noun, intransitive verb, adjective - a person, place, or thing with many positive qualities is said to be "buck". SEE KRUNK for elaboration. ALT FORMS: Buckaballer - one who shows qualities of being buck and a baller. ; Bucktastic - a person, place, or thing that shows exreme qualities of Buckness. ANT: cut SYN: baller status, krunk USAGE: 1. Go and get buck with it., 2. Ludacris is a buckaballer., 3. Damn that game was bucktastic.

C's
Candy Ass - adjective - 1. one who is weak, meek, or generally wimpy. ; 2. one who is sub-par, see: Jabroni. USAGE: You know he can't fight, he's such a candy ass!
Cheese - noun - money. AKA: ghetty green; green; loot; ballin fuel; bucks. ALT FORM: Cheesed-Out - having much cheese. USAGE: Don't mess with my cheese!
Chickenhead - noun - an extremly materialistic woman who in most cases shows qualities of being a ho. Also can be used in abbreviated form of 'chicken'. USAGE: Chickenheads always be on the prowl for cheese.
Chubble - noun, verb - to move or to be like a mass of fat, to chubble. ALT FORMS: chubbler - Person or animal who moves slowly like a mass of fat. ; chubbling - The action of being a chubbler. USAGE: Stop chubbling and run!
Churrin' - slang expression - essentially means "children." Can be used in the plural as "Churrin's", but "Churrin'" can be used as singular or as plural. ALT FORMS: Chilen; Chilens. USAGE: Keep yo' churrin' out the streets!
Cold - adjective - 1. someone or something which is cool or pleasing. For similar usage, see tight ; 2. that which is mean or harsh. USAGE: The Lox are just so damn cold!
Crunk - slang expression - To get/be hype, to act with excitement and enthusiasm. USAGE: We gonna get crunk tonight!
Crunked Up (to get) - slang expression - to be drunk/high/drugged up, to generally get messed up. USAGE: We went to that party last night and got Crunked Up!
Cry - verb, slang expression - 1. the literal or non-literal ramifications of something that is displeasing. ; 2. a saying used to express dissatisfaction or disappoinment with a noun or verb. SYN: fear USAGE: Kris Brown getting paid mad cheese makes me cry!
Cut - transitive verb, noun, slang expression - 1. to not make a team, advance in a particular audition, or to be left out of something that is occuring is to be cut. ; 2. to threaten someone with removal from a position of trust is to threaten them with being cut.; 3. a verbal expression used to display displeasure with a turn of events or set of circumstances. ALT FORM: Cutness - All the bad properties of being cut lumped into one. ANT: krunk, buck, baller status USAGE: Cut! Your ass is cut for good this time!

D's
Dap - verb, slang expression - appreciation or props for someone or something. Dap is usually given in response to someone's effort towards a certain goal or achivement. USAGE: Amy from Evanescence deserves dap because her singing is awesome.
E's
F's
Fear - noun, verb - to be unjustifiably afraid of something that would normally not cause fear. This fear is due to context in which the object feared is mentioned. SYN: cry USAGE: Corey Bradford being a #1 reciever makes me fear!
Finna - noun, verb - the state of being about to do something. One who always says they are going to do something can be referred to as 'finna'. USAGE: I'm finna go get some food.
Floss - verb - same as balling, though flossing is only in a physical sense. ANT: SYN: balling, ballin-outta-control, stunting USAGE: One cannot floss without sufficient cheese.
Folks - noun - people or aquaintances USAGE: You see that guy over there? That is my folks.
For Dolo - slang expression - To be alone, by oneself. USAGE: My boys done punked out on me so I have to go smoke this sucka for dolo.
Front - verb - to say something untrue, or to portray a false identity about yourself or your feelings about a particular subject. USAGE: Man stop frontin', you know you'd hit that.

G's
G - noun, verb - 1. a loyal person, a good friend, your 'G'. ; 2. code of the 'G's, known as the G-code. ; 3. to steal something is to 'G' something. USAGE: By the G-code, you never rat out your boy if he G's somethin'.
Game - verb - game is an inate attribute that some people posess which allows them to sweet talk members of the opposite sex, or even members of their own sex to achive a desired outcome. Acting in this manner is known as 'running game'. An intricacy of running game is that the merit of the game being run is questionable, meaning that the person 'running game' may only be saying what they are to recieve the outcome they desire. SYN: Mac USAGE: Damn you pimp juice, the game is too strong!!
Ghetto - noun - that which is not highly cultured or regarded is said to be ghetto. Anything not pop culture can also be said as ghetto. This is not necessarily an insult, but is most often miscontrued as one. USAGE: If your VCR has a hood latch on it and pops up like "BOOM!", it's ghetto.
Gravy - noun - a term notating the status of everything turning out the way it should. Used most in the form of "its all gravy" USAGE: When the teams I don't like lose, it's all gravy.
Grill - noun - 1. face ; 2. ones personal space ; 3. ones teeth and or mouth. USAGE: Get in his grill!
Grimey - noun, adjective - A word used to refer to someone who is selfish, or 'to be grimey' is 'to be selfish'. USAGE: You's a grimey brotha ain't you?

H's
Hardcore - noun, adjective - to be tough, strong, or otherwise durable. USAGE: I am the king of Hardcore!
Hate - verb, noun - to attempt to dissuade or stop someone or something, to HATE on it/them. AKA: hatred, hated, hating. The phrase 'hatred' can stand alone as an exasperated declaration of someone trying to hate on you or yours. SYN: baller-block. USAGE: I have been the victim of unmitigated hatred.
Ho - noun, verb - to act or to be a slut or prosititute, a person of low moral value. ALT FORMS: Hoage - verb - The quality of commiting or engaging in some action deemed wrong, immoral, or harmful to oneself or society. ; Ho Boots - noun, verb, adj - Tall (calf to knee-high), usually leather boots worn by hoes. USAGE: Wearing ho boots is usually a sign of hoage.
Ho train - adjective - 1. one who pulls dirty hoes. USAGE: Man, you a ho train. *Word suggested by D98
Holla - slang tern - a term used to greet your friends, relatives, or other acquantinces. Holla can also be used to express happiness or to grant someone "props". USAGE: Holla! My boy Pierre just picked off that pass!
Hoopdy - noun, adjective - car or description of a ghetto car. Can be accompanied by 'rider'. USAGE: Stay the hell away from my hoopdy.
Ice - noun, ajective - Jewels such as diamonds in earrings, rings, chains, etc. that someone wears or owns. When someone claims to be "iced out", that means that they are wearing lots of diamond-appareled merchandise. USAGE: I got so much ice you could skate on my finger.
-ing - a suffix used to form adjectives or verbs - in the ghetto language, the suffix -ing is hardly ever used. Instead, you can replace it with the suffix -in' or just -in. The sound of the g is eliminated. USAGE: Stop hatin' on VC!
-izzle - noun forming suffix - a suffix used to make a verb into a noun, demonstrating the characteristics of that verb. Used most in the forms of shizzle and hizzle. Shizzle when used in connection with the words "for" or "fo" means the english word sure. Any other use of shizzle means the word "shit." Be something "the shit" or just as a general statement of displeasure, that is how shizzle is used. USAGE: Off the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle!

J's
Jabroni - noun, adjective - one who is insignificant, sub-par, or does not live up to his or her established hype is a jabroni. USAGE: Shut your mouth, jabroni.
Jobber - noun, adjective - one who loses or fails frequently (most times on purpose) is a jobber. This word was established for a wrestler who was a no-name going against an established superstar. ALT FORMS: Jobbing - the action of failing at anything can be called jobbing. ; 'Do The Job' - to 'do the job' means to have lost to someone purposely when you feel you could have beaten them. USAGE: Stop jobbing and get a hit!

K's

L's
M's
Mac - noun, verb - 1. to pimp or run game on a person, place, or thing is to mac on it, or be macing (pronounced ma-king) on it. ; 2. One who runs game or pimps is a mac. USAGE: Who you macin on today?
Mad - adjective - very many, a lot of, or a great number of a specific item, quality, or thing. USAGE: Did you see D-Bo? He was runnin' mad game on that chickenhead last night! *Word suggested by CRUNCHERJF1
Mug - verb - to stare or look at someone with malignant thoughts or intentions is to mug on them. USAGE: Why you muggin on me?

N's
No Finger - noun - the index finger being waved in a gesture of denying someone or something the ability to do something or go somewhere. To "wave the no finger" is the action of waving aforementioned index finger. USAGE: They tried to baller block on me, but I just waved the no finger and went about my business.

O's
Osca Maya - noun - anything pertaining to the male genitalia ALT FORM: Osca Maya Taunt - slang expression - An expression to sarcastically mock a person's idea or belief about something by saying he/she is essentially "giving head" to the idea/belief/person/action in question. Can and will be referenced as the OM Taunt. USAGE: We strive higher to slang that osca maya

P's
Peep - noun, verb - 1. one's friend is called one's 'peep' or 'peeps'. 2. to check out; to look at something. USAGE: Peep my peeps dude.
Pimp - noun, verb - 1. to act as a pimp, as in to have many females under one's command. 2. That which is good, profitable or acceptable is known as being 'pimp'. Also, anything of the quality of a pimp. SYN: baller status USAGE: Pimpin ain't easy, man.
Pimp Juice - noun, verb (slang) - pimp juice is defined as any attribute or quality deemed attractive by the opposite sex. The term 'pimp juice' can also be used to refer to a person, as in "what up, pimp juice?" USAGE: I got that pimp juice all the girls be wantin'.
Pinch - verb - To court or show favortism towards a person because you like them. ALT FORM: Pinching (X)'s Arm (phrase) - A statement made to mock the favortism shown for aformentioned (X) person. SYN: osca maya taunt, yay! USAGE: The Bucks are sitting here pinching Greg Anthony's arm going "Yay! for Greg!"
Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia. AKA: poontang pie, poon, pie USAGE: Chickenheads will give poon to get their way.
Po' Gawk - slang expression - the situation in which a person or persons in motor vehicles slow down in the presence of police with the intent to look at what the police are currently doing. This situation can be generalized to any situation in which a person intentally slows down to look at something which is none of their business. USAGE: Look at these brothas po' gawkin' right here.
Po-Po's - noun - the police. AKA: the 5-0, the fuzz, da pigz ALT FORM: The block is hot - slang expression - an expression to let people know the 5-0 is around without saying so directly. ; Whoop Whoop - audible sound - this sound is made to simulate the sound of a police car's siren. When this sound is made, that means there is a police car nearby. USAGE: Whoop Whoop!, the block is hot.

Q's
R's
RAWR - slang saying - RAWR is a term that you use when you want to describe how attractive another person is. USAGE: Nelly Furtado is RAWR!!
Rollout - transitive verb - to leave, to cruise, or otherwise to not stay in a given spot. SYN: bounce USAGE: Come on dude, lets rollout

S's
Saucy - adjective - that which is creative, tight, or just generally interesting or entertaining. USAGE: That touchdown catch by Dane Looker was saucy son!
Serious - adjective - 1. that which is extreme in its tenacity, 2. that which is hot or fashionable. USAGE: That outfit you have on is serious dawg!
Shoot the five - slang phrase - to fight. USAGE: If you keep talkin' that smack we gon' have to shoot the five!
Skrilla - noun - money. See: Cheese. USAGE: You best not mess with my skrilla!
Smack - noun - words that are taken to be inaccurate. Talking smack is equal to saying a person is talking shit. USAGE: Don't talk that smack around me lil' beyotch.
Stun - verb - to physically ball, extremely similar to floss. ALT FORMS: Stuntastic - that which is of the quality of stunting. ; Stunna - The word for one who stuns SYN: floss, ball USAGE: I'm the number one stunna!
Stunt - verb -to physically ball, extremely similar to floss. However, stunting is not accepted by all in the ghetto, as stunting is sometimes thought of as a negative thing. USAGE: Let us stunt!
Steez - noun, verb - 1. one's flow ; 2. a person's attitude as pertaining to a specific subject or broad general class of subjects. USAGE: Yo, you are messin' up my steez man!

T's
Tight - verb - that which is cool or pleasing. USAGE: Man that new Madden is tight!

U's
Ugh - expression - sound of disgust made to express displeasure at a turn of events. Can be emphasized by the addition of 'huh', as in "UGH HUH!" SYN: anger, fear USAGE: Ugh, losses are occuring.
Uber - adverb - 1. that was is extremely characteristic of ; 2. very ; 3. extremely. USAGE: That beat is uber-hot dude!

V's
Vibe - noun - 1. a person's feelings ; 2. to vibe, as in to get along with someone. USAGE: You are messing with my vibe kid!

W's
Wanksta - slang expression - Literally translated as "wanna-be gangsta". This is an insult. A good definition of a wanksta is one who acts tough and hard and exhibits gangsta words, yet never partakes in the actions of a gangsta. USAGE: Man 1: "Whodi, I'm gonna pop a cap in his ass" Man 2: "Shut up wanksta, you ain't gon' pop a damn thang."
Whodi - slang expression - An expression used to refer to one's friends, aquaintances, or commrades. ALT SPELLINGS - whoudi, whoady, whardi (r is very soft), whardie, woady. SYN: folks, peeps USAGE: Whuz up whodi
Word - slang expression - "Word" is an expression used to agree with a statement that someone has made, or when used as "Word?" to question a statement that someone has made. ALT SPELLINGS: werd SYN: tru, tru dat USAGE: Man #1: "That girl over there has some serious ass, Man #2: "WERD!"

X's
Y's
Yay! - slang expression - a verbal expression used to express sarcastic (or not) pleasure for your or another person's interest of a given noun. SYN: pinch, osca maya taunt USAGE: Soccer is 'YAY!'
Yo - general slang term - 1. yo can be a shortened version of the word "you," as in "I'm gonna whoop yo' ass!" ; 2. a general greeting between friends ; 3. a generalized term in the ghetto language, that can be used in any form of conversation at any time as to question, re-enforce, or agree with a statement. USAGE: Yo kid! You best have my cash, or yo' ass is mine!

Z's

chat chat chat...

2004-10-18T21:58:00.000-07:00
i'm currently chattin with mah baby's lil' cuzin...talkin bout nothing at all...hehehe...we're talking bout something actually...serious stuff...

actually...janice and i haven't met personaly but i really like her already...she's really nice and cool...if find her kinda mature already kahit na ba sophies palang sya...

oi tita ja! ingat ka po lagi!!!

2004-10-11T11:10:00.000-07:00

dream car ko toh...ang azteeg tlaga...mitsubishi lancer evolution VII

what can you say bout this one mean speeding machine! bwahaha...damn...can't wait to get a decent job...this be tha first thing i'ma buy...bwahahhaha...

2004-10-10T20:21:00.000-07:00

si lander at ang baby namin ni jamie!

2004-10-10T20:16:00.000-07:00

anyone wanna mess with this baby?

2004-10-10T20:13:00.000-07:00

isn't he cute?

2004-10-10T20:09:00.000-07:00

eto ang baby namin ni jamie...cute ba???

Azteegiz!

2004-10-10T07:29:00.000-07:00

ang angas nito ah!!!

muzta mga dude!narito na naman tayo sa isang kabanata ng aking buhay...ngayon ay fiesta sa aming nayon...sa rosario complex...at naghanda kami para sa nasabing okasyon...meron tinolang manok, dinuguan, paksiw na pata, fried chicken, kinulob na itik, relenong bangus, spaghetti, bicol express at ang kadiring ginatang pilipit na suso...as in kadire...kulay itim ba naman yung shells...yuck!naka-limang lata ako ng san mig light...at hindi mabilang na subo ng chibog...ang pilipino nga naman, basta pagkain walang atrasan...san ka pa...

yan ang pamilya ko...simula sa mga ninuno ko...chibugan is our game...bawal ang air gap...sa sobrang busog ko...gustong gusto ko na talaga magyosi...kasi papatayin ako ng aking mommy..bwahahha...sayang...

at ako eto ngayon ang aking ginagawa...magblog ng magblog...

kachat ko din si baby jamie koh...ok ba blog ko bhie???

ingat ka lagi ah!hahha...malapit na anniversary natin...

I LOVE YOU BABY!!!

The verdict!

2004-10-10T03:39:00.000-07:00
god damn it! i had the most fucked up, head banging, vein exploding and patience-to-the-limit production ever...

at first everything was goin just fine...chroma was good...but after that shiet...everything went down the mountain...stupid jerks walkin in the studio wouldn't bother to be cautios while wandering in the most technological advanced studio i've ever seen...the result...misplaced redheads,tungstens and foot lights...and that means a fucked up chroma keying...during that time,i really wanna bang mah damn head in the wall...arjay even punched me...damn...it was really hard...it's as if an iron ball hit me...bwahahhaha...the broadcast proper itself was a trash because of a fucked up video line up...damn...i dunno what the fuck happened to that video tape...if only i could smoke inside the technical booth...i would so i'd be able to calm down...

i just hope mah group mates would not put it us,the technical crew coz we were doin really really fine...the prob was with the damn video tape...

2004-10-07T12:33:00.000-07:00

tha phattest!

hahaha...this is just a test drive fo' mah web host...well...it worked...hahahahaha....it's cool...next stop...edit the whole page!

This be tha side of the guyz!

2004-10-06T22:34:00.000-07:00

Musta na, pare? Ako, okay lang. Eto. Nagmumuni-muni. Nag-iisip. Minsan talaga may mga bagay na hindi ko maintindihan. Ewan ko ba. Bakit ba ganun pare, ilang beses ko na pinag- aralan pero lagi na lang lumalabas na parang kahit 'sang anggulo mo tingnan, hindi nagiging patas para sa mga lalake ang ilang bagay pagdating sa pagmamahal. Minsan naiisip ko, alam kaya ng mga babae ang hirap ng lalake na gumawa ng first move para magtapat ng pagmamahal? E yung hirap na dinadaanan sa panliligaw at pagsuyo sa mahal nya? Ang feeling ng masaktan pag nabasted? Malamang-lamang siguro, hindi ano. Wala naman yata silang alam sa mga paghihirap naten e. Ang alam lang ata nila e mamili, manakit, at magsaya. Tingin mo? Lagi naman ganun. Una pa lang, lalake na ang naghihirap. Hassle saten ang panliligaw pero bago pa yun, kung ano pang diskarte ang gagawin naten para masabi naten sa kanila na mahal natin sila. Alam kaya nila yun? Mahirap magsabi na mahal mo na yung babae,diba? Tapos liligawan pa naten. Patutunayan na mahal nga sila. Susuyuin to-the-max.Maghahatid sa bahay, tutulungan, sasabayan, palalamunin, pagtyatyagaan, lahat na. Kulang na lang e pagsilbihan mo nang walang sahod. At ano ang kapalit? Well, depende sa trip nila. Oo tol, sa trip lang nila. Wala silang pake kesehodang mahal natin talaga sila. Basta ang alam nila, pag di nila tayo trip, isang malaking HINDE ang makukuha naten, kahit umiyak pa tayo ng dugo o lumuhod sa mga asing buu-buo. Para lang silang namimili ng damit na di man lang sinusukat bago ayawan. Kaya kahit mahal na mahal na mahal na mahal natin, sorry tayo. Hindi nila alam kung mahal mo sila. Kailangan mong maabot ang kanilang mga standards o uuwi ka lang na bad trip, iiling- iling, at minsan, luhaan. Wala tayong magagawa, marami silang alibi. "Hindi pa 'ko ready eh..", "Sorry pero I think we should just be friends..", "Ha? Uhhmm..nagpapatawa ka ba? Hahahaha.." "Better luck next time na lang muna, okay lang?", "Give me a decade. Pag-iisipan ko muna..", "Para lang kitang kapatid e..", yaddah yaddah. Isang malaking pagsasaklob ng langit at lupa 'yon para saten. At hindi lang 'yon tol. Sa pre-relationship stage pa lang yon. Pag sinagot na nila tayo, satin pa rin ang hassle. Tayo daw ang mga lalake kaya tayo ang hahawak ng relasyon. Tayo ang aayos kung may gulo; tayo ang dapat magpapakabait; tayo ang magtatyaga; tayo ang magiging devoted at faithful; tayo, tayo tayo. Sila? Ummm? Teka, isipin ko. Ayun! Sila ang magsasabi kung anong oras kayo dapat magmeet; sila ang magtetext ng mga mushy at kabalbalang texts; sila ang magdedemand sayo ng kung anu-ano; sila ang magbabawal; sila ang magsasabi kung kelan ka dapat mag-shave, kung kelan ka pwedeng tumawag sa bahay nila, kung kelan sila di dapat bad tripin dahil meron sila, at kung kelan ka korni. Ewan. Ganun ata talaga. Hindi pa yun tapos pare, dahil dapat tayo ang bahala kung ano ang magiging takbo ng relasyon. Pag maganda, edi okay. Pag may problema, kasalanan naten. Haay buhay. Minsan talaga kung tutuusin sakit sila ng ulo. Kaya lang mahal naten kaya di na natin iniintindi yun. Pero alam mo tol, feeling ko mas sincere pa tayo magmahal sa kanila. Alam mo yun, iba tayo magmahal e. Hindi lang parang laru-laro lang. Seryoso. At kung magmahal man tayo, lubus- lubusan. Mas mature. Hindi yung parang pambata lang gaya nila na kesyo MAGSESELOS-SELOS, iiyak- iyak, iina- inarte, dadradrama, at kung anu-ano pa. Hindi lang kababawan. Ka- mushyhan. Kababaihan. Iba tayo pag nagmahal. At ito pa ang pinakamasaklap. Ang ending ng relasyon. Sa mga panahong 'to, either SAWA na sila, hindi na tayo TRIP, may NAHANAP na silang better saten, o kaya they need F*CKING SPACE and TIME muna. Un pala TAPOS na pala ang relationship nyo. Bad trip no? Wala na naman tayong choice. Sila a ang masusunod. At ano pa ang kasamang hassle don?
Syempre wasak na ang imahe naten. Tayo ang lalabas na may kasalanan.Na playboy. Na nagpapaiyak. Tayo siyempre ang mga antagonist at sila yung mga bidang inaapi at parang mga pusang iiyak-iyak. Ang ending: mag-ooffer sila ng "FRIENDSHIP" kuno matapos tayong PAGSAWAAN, lahat ng gifts naten nasa kanila, sawi tayo sa pag-ibig, "player" na ang image naten, at higit sa lahat, mag-iisip kung papaano ipagpapatuloy ang buhay. Maiiwan tayong tulala, mag-iisip kung saan nagkamali, mamomroblema sa pag-aadjust sa pagiging single, at di na naman makakatulog. Haay buhay. Ang hirap maging lalake. Lagi ka na lang naiiwan sa ere. Ano? Hindi ka na nagsalita? In-love ka no? Ako, kamusta? Eto. Bubuntong-buntong hininga. Titingin-tingin sa bituin. Mumuni-muni. Lalagok- lagok ng alak. Ang mga babae talaga, oo

2004-10-06T21:31:00.000-07:00

d16 souped up engine fo honda!

DoN't ChAnGe

2004-10-06T21:14:00.000-07:00

Musiq Soulchild Dontchange
[Verse 1]
Lately you've been questioning
If I still see you the same way
We gonna both physically change
Now don't you know you you'll always be
The most beautiful woman I know
So let me reassure you darlin that
My feelings are truly unconditional
[Chorus]
See I'll love you when your hair turns gray
I'll still want you if you gain a little weight
The way I feel for you will always be the same
Just as long as your love don't change, No
I was meant for you and you was meant for me yeah
And I'll make sure that I'll be everything you need
Girl the way we are is how its gonna be
Just as long as your love don't change
[Verse 2]
Cause I'm not impressed, more or less
By them girls in the T.V and magazines
Cause honestly I believe that your beauty
Is way more than skin deep
Cause everything about you makes me feel
I have the greatest gift in the world
And even when you get on my last nerve
I couldn't see myself being with another girl
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
So don't waste your time worrying bout
Small things ain't relevant to me
Cause to my understanding your all I want and need
See what I'm trying to say is I'm here to stay
Baby, baby darling I swear that I,
I swear I ain't going nowhere no.
[Vamp]
You are my baby
Don't you change baby
I love you, got to know,
Yeah, yeah

I'm DoWn Low...

2004-10-06T20:55:00.000-07:00
sigh...i dunno what the hecks happenin...my gurl thinks that i'm creepin with another gurl...it ain't true at all...she told me that the trust she's givin me is slowly slippin away i'm doin everythang i can to prove to her how much i love her...damn,i hate my life...just as the sayin goes, first impressions, lasts...maybe i did something wrong in tha past but it doesn't mean that i wouldn't change... i'm a changed man...there are alot of things i never thought i could do since i met her...

i love her so much and it won't change a bit even if she's havin doubts...the least thing i could do is to prove to her how much i love her...and to prove to her that there ain't nothing to be worried about, like me,creepin wit another gurl...

baby jamie koh! mahal na mahal kita!!!

The Reason

2004-10-06T06:24:00.000-07:00

I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt youIt's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
Thats why i need you to hearI've found a resaon for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over newand the reason is You [x4]
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is youI've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't knowA reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
[this ish fo mah baby jamie!]

Burn that rubber!

2004-10-06T02:00:00.000-07:00
Ei yo! wazzup! this be yo man, don keithizzle in tha houze... this be mah first posting in mah own blogspot... Am still tryna learn some of tha tricks to make this shiet better...I'ma ask mah blogmaniac friends to help me out wit designin this shiet....I'ma fill this thang wit everythang from hiphop stuffz to racing stuffz...Anywayz...on tha 21st...mah shawty and I will be together fo' one year! ain't that good! to all yo, check this site once in while...aight...coz if you don't...i'ma bust your ass!!!